The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

I blame Rousseau, myself. "Man is born free", indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).

Spring makes everything look filthy.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.