The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.