The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Things a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

American patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.