An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).
Katharine WhitehornIn my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.
Katharine WhitehornThe rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
Katharine Whitehorn