No nice men are good at getting taxis.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

Filing is concerned with the past; anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

One reason you are stricken when your parents die is that the audience you've been aiming at all your life - shocking it, pleasing it - has suddenly left the theater.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.