The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

As I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.

It might be marvelous to be a man - then I could stop worrying about what's fair to women and just cheerfully assume I was superior, and that they had all been born to iron my shirts. Better still, I could be an Irish man - then I would have all the privileges of being male without giving up the right to be wayward, temperamental and an appealing minority.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.