The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

As I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The case against censoring anything is absolute: ... nothing that could be censored can be so bad in its effects, in the long run, as censorship itself.