The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

Things a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong.

In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.