The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.
Katharine WhitehornDoes anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.
Katharine WhitehornAmerican patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.
Katharine WhitehornAs I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.
Katharine Whitehorn