The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.
Katharine WhitehornHats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
Katharine WhitehornAnd what would happen to my illusion that I am a force for order in the home if I wasn't married to the only man north of the Tiber who is even untidier than I am?
Katharine Whitehorn