[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.