Spring makes everything look filthy.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Filing is concerned with the past; anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.