Spring makes everything look filthy.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

The case against censoring anything is absolute: ... nothing that could be censored can be so bad in its effects, in the long run, as censorship itself.

Spring makes everything look filthy.

[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.