Spring makes everything look filthy.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.

Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.

It would be nice to think that a censor could allow a genuine work of artistic seriousness and ban a titillating piece of sadism, but it would take a miracle to make such a distinction stick.

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

There's comfort to an awful old dressing-gown a pretty peignoir is powerless to provide, and aging bra elastic, is, I suspect, as near to liberation as most women ever get.