As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.