An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).
Katharine WhitehornHats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
Katharine WhitehornThere are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
Katharine WhitehornI am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.
Katharine Whitehorn