I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

The wind of change, whatever it is, blows most freely through an open mind.

It has long been my boast that I can read or eat anything. But unfortunately, although I eat like a Hoover, I read so slowly that I am always on the smart book three years after everyone else has finished.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

Newish friends, if they get ghastly, can be weighed and found wanting, but you'd never do a thing like that to old ones; their terrible habits are just part of the universe.