It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

It beats me how Freud could say "What do women want?" as if we all must want the same thing.

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

a perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is, like basted inside seams and letters answered by return, a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

American patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.