It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

It beats me how Freud could say "What do women want?" as if we all must want the same thing.

The wind of change, whatever it is, blows most freely through an open mind.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one.