The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.