The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.