The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

That's life when you're on the D-list.