The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I'm basically always on tour.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I have a no-apology policy.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.