I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.