If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.
I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.