The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.