When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.
I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.