That's life when you're on the D-list.
It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.