I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.