None of us really grow up. All we ever do is learn how to behave in public.

Good improvisers seem telepathic; everything looks pre-arranged, This is because they accept all offers made—which is something no ‘normal’ person would do.

The best laughs are on the recognition of truth.

Where if you're in a universe where you have to accept ideas, you'll never know if your partner wanted the garbage you're handing them. They have to take it.

If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else.

Every time you go the way the audience expects, they'll think you're original. People laugh with pleasure at the obvious.

Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems.