I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.