I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.