It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.