I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.