I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.