I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.