I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.