If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.