If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'