If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.