It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.