It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.