Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.