When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.