As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.