It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.