It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.