We've got a problem!" I shouted. "No, I heard that. I mean, what's the problem now?" "I have the solution!" Jack interrupted. "What?" I sat up, all ears. "Bells!" "What?" Lend and I asked at the same time. "Get her a kitty collar with bells on it. That way you can hear her coming and get someplace where you won't be hurt by collapsing immediately into sleep.

I’ll see you in your dreams, okay, stupid?

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Knowing where I came from didn't change who I was.

I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.

Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.