A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.