The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion