Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
A loafer always has the correct time.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.