Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.