Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.