Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.