A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
A loafer always has the correct time.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.