Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Many a family tree needs trimming