When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.