Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.