The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
All the world loves a good loser.