Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.