Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.