My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.