My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.