They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
May the God of your choice bless you.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.