Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.