Happiness is a moving target.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.