I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.