One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.
Kinky FriedmanThese days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Kinky FriedmanWhen a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
Kinky FriedmanI've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
Kinky Friedman