I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.