I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.