The Bible may be the Greatest Story Ever Told, but the most popular story you can ever tell is about a good-looking couple having a really swell time copulating outside wedlock, and having to quit for one reason or another while doing it is still a novelty.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating.

Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible.

Only in books do we learn what’s really going on.

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war.

I'm wild again, beguiled again, a whimpering, simpering child again. Bewitched, bothered, bewildered am I.