A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.