Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

I've always loved a challenge.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.