Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.