If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.
Lana TurnerI expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.
Lana TurnerMy goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.
Lana TurnerI find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
Lana TurnerHow does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?
Lana TurnerIt's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.
Lana TurnerThe thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.
Lana TurnerThe more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.
Lana Turner