I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.
If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.
Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!
My life has been a series of emergencies.
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.