Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.