The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.

The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.