The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

My life has been a series of emergencies.