A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.