A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.