I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.