I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I've always loved a challenge.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.