My life has been a series of emergencies.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.

I've always loved a challenge.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.